Date From Hell?

Wow! That certainly was the date from hell. My date from hell was with a man who I don't recall how we met, I tried to forget as much as possible about him and mostly I've succeeded. He asked me to meet him on a very busy street, and like an idiot I did. We were going to my best friends for dinner. The car he picked me up in was completely smashed in on the penger side and I had to get in on the drivers side. It made a lot of noise and I was very embarressed to be seen getting in it. We went to my friends house where he proceeded to try to eat and drink her out of house and home. She cut him off from the wine bottle, since he was drinking more than her, me and her date. His table manners were atrociaous and he was extreemly rude. Never once a please or a thank you. When we left he took me to his home which he shared with an uncle, parked in the driveway and tried to 'get some' in his beat up car. I demanded he take me home and while driving, he hinted he was about to drop me off in a really bad neighborhood as we rode. I held my tongue in fear of not getting to my house. When he finally dropped me off I quickly climbed over him to get out of the car and told him never to call me again. Shortly after that, I began to recieve a lot of obscene phone calls. The perpetrator mentioned my large, chocolate and how firm they looked. I then realized it had to be someone I knew. I guessed it was probably him and asked angrily, "Is this John?!" He hung up and I never recieved another call like that again, indicating to me it had to have been him. He was quite the slime ball and truly, THE DATE FROM HELL!!.